2026 Annual General Meeting

Come for the democracy. Stay for the sausage. Possibly lose track of both.

Once a year, we all gather in a room and pretend we’re all very serious people making very important decisions about the future of the club. And to be fair — we are. Mostly.

There’ll be votes.

There’ll be updates.

There’ll be someone asking a question that goes just a bit longer than it should.

And somewhere in the middle of it all — a BBQ running slightly too hot, someone double-parking tongs like it’s a competitive sport, and a growing sense that things are… gently slipping off the rails.